Game of the hill

Hmmm i don't even know how to beat that so.....
Still Gort's Hill

I cut off gort's saucage..

My hill

i cut off tim's limbs.

~Hill of The Black Mage

Uses the force to control gorts body
Makes him push himself from the hill

My hill

I use the force on Gort to get him to push you off the hill.
My hill

Ekir wrote:

I use the force on Gort to get him to push you off the hill.
My hill

How can he even do that? He's aaaaal the way down.

Still my hill

*gets Luke Skywalker to use the Force on ekir*

~Hill of The Black Mage

I kill Luke Skywalker with my force
My Hill ~ Ekir

*sends chuck norris after ekir*

~Hill of The Black Mage

How can I beat Chuck Norris? Wait, Bruce Lee beat him in one movie. I summon Bruce Lee to beat up Chuck Norris.
My hill

*remembers watching a movie where Bruce Lee dies for real*

~Hill of The Black Mage

Distracts gort with a cookie.
*puts the hill on his truck and drives away very fast.*

My hill

I cover Mars with grass.
My hill is bigger.

Puts the moon on top of mars.Puts the hill on it.
My hill is higher!

My hill

*puts flame-retardent grass on the sun*

~Hill of The Black Mage

I cover the universe with grass
My hill

Totally Unfair! We can't beat that!
Still Timitsego V2's hill

*creates jebus to help me control the world*
Satan shakes hands with jebus
Santa comes floating in his slay
the easterbunny hops to me
Together, we shall rule the world! MWHUAHAHAHAH

still my hill

*farts on jebus and everyone*
*fart suffocates everyone*
*fart melts hill*
*puts grass on Emote*

CRAZED HEWL!!!

*casts flare on the tree*

~Hill of The Black Mage

Cast stronger flare then the black mage.

My hill

HAAAAAADOUKEN!!!!!!!!

~Hill of The Black Mage

p.s. it should be than not then.
p.s.s. if you don't think mages can use hadouken, watch 8-Bit Theater

Meh..does it even matter?*throws an english dictionary at the black mage*

My hill