Game of the hill

*reads dictionary and proceeds to hit tim's face with it*

~Hill of The Black Mage

You die from a papercut you got from the dictionary.

My hill

*pays necromance to make him one of the most intelligent and powerful undead*

~Hill of The Black Mage

What? They dont want your filthy undead money >.<
Runs away with your skull

My hill

*shanks tim with ghost shank*

~Hill of The Black Mage

Paladin uses holy might.You die.

My hill

*casts all spells from FF he can think of*

~Hill of The Black Mage

Uses all the techniques of DBZ that he can remember.

My hill

I don't know any of those techniques so....
My hill

kicking somebody between the legs can be more effective then anything else sometimes...
*kicks ekir between the legs*

My hill

*castrates tim*

~Hill of The Black Mage

Kicks Tim between the legs
My hill

*slices ekir's legs off*

~Hill of The Black Mage

Hits the black mage with ekir's legs xD

My hill

I regrow my legs and cut your legs off
My hill

*beats ekir to death with tim's arms*

~Hill of The Black Mage

Pokes with a stick in your eye.You are now blind.

My hill

*uses good eye to fire his lazar at tim*

~Hill of The Black Mage

*takes a larger stick with spikes on it*(its a mountain with a tree on it >.<)
Hits you with it

My hill

*lights tim on fire*

~Hill of The Black Mage

Makes icecream from gort.
MMMM gorticecweam..

My hill

You suddenly become allergic to Gort and are rushed to the hospital
My hill

A noob annoys ekir.( a clone of himself, perhaps)

My hill

*hits time with a fox*

~Hill of The Black Mage

*throws a kunai knife at the black mage*

My hill